Yeeehaa, you're back! WELCOME! I knew you were okay, cuz I would stand under a tree, face the south, hold my index finger up and sense the vibs. They communicated that you were on a special mission.
But, well, let's see, as I notice, the total number of your posts has been stuck at 1526 since last November. During that period, look what has happened to mine. Yep, 1771! Before I post this, by my calculation, the difference is 255 messages. Now 255 = 1^0 + 1^2 + 1^3 + 1^4 + 1^5 + 1^6 + 1^7 in binary and my coffee pot has boiled over 255 times in the last 12 month. It all fits.
The gods of the forest have decreed that you must catch up and assume your rightful spot as the number two poster in NTS, and they give you just 60 days to do it. Whew! So, that's an average of 4.25 messages per day just to make up the existing difference (+ 1 of course for this message). But wait, you're in luck. Druidian mathematicians offer you several plans to close the gap. You can choose to follow the arc of a parabolic, exponential, or power function. You're call. But no hyperbolic curves. We don't engage in hyperbole here.
We anxiously await you selection.
Man, what is in this coffee?
#2 Poster, Bob
Robert T. Leverett
Co-founder and Executive Director
Native Native Tree Society
Co-founder and President
Friends of Mohawk Trail State Forest